January

Току-що ми пратиха този виц:

Каква е разликата между адвокат и лук?
- Когато режеш лук, плачеш.

rэs може да се чувства поздравен

Сега ми хрумна сценката с Guybrush и адвокатите:

Guybrush: “Why don’t sharks eat lawyers?”
Lawyer 1: “Who says sharks don’t eat lawyers?”
Lawyer 2: “Sharks eat lawyers all the time.”
Lawyer 3: “Once they’ve signed all the appropriate corpus delecti waivers”

Guybrush: “What do you call a galleon full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?”
Lawyer 1: “A terrible tragedy?”
Lawyer 2: “A horrible waste?”
Lawyer 3: “A potential negligence litigation goldmine?”
Guybrush: “A good start!”

:lol::lol:

Уикенда ще си изиграя пак Monkey Island 4.

Q: What’s black and tan and looks great on lawyer?
A: a Rottweiler

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